Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2

Filled with an overload of cheesy, cheap forced MCU humor like nipple sensitivity, turd size, & appalling pander display of Baby Groot, plus subpar CGI, forced dramatics, & cast of has-beens, GoTG Vol. 2 is inexorably awful. 2.3/10.

Plot Synopsis: Peter Quill and his fellow Guardians are hired by a powerful alien race, the Sovereign, to protect their precious batteries from invaders. When it is discovered that Rocket has stolen the items they were sent to guard, the Sovereign dispatch their armada to search for vengeance. As the Guardians try to escape, the mystery of Peter’s parentage is revealed.

Official CLC Score: 2.3/10