G-Force (2009)

One of the worst movies ever made: a pitch of sexualized/stereotypified 3D guinea pig anthropomorphization so cancerous and comically-unforgettable, it warrants an FBI-investigation – complete with toilet jokes, D23 capitalism, & animal/gimmick-exploitation. 0/10.

Plot Synopsis: Armed with the latest high-tech spy gear, a guinea pig named Darwin (Sam Rockwell) and his team of specially trained rodents are often the last line of defense against chaos and destruction. But when the government shuts them down and ships them off to a pet shop, Darwin and his gang will have to find a way to break out and prevent a mad billionaire (Bill Nighy) from taking over the world.

Official CLC Score: 0/10