Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

The palpable nerve-eviscerating dread atmospherics, wild pulse-catalyzing slasher thrills, tangible groundedness, advanced-IQ & boldly-original slaughterhouse/vegetarianism themes deconstructing America, etc. of the ’74 classic have been mercilessly chainsawed down to neverending reboots/sequels: this one a bad and jokingly-basic Halloween 2018 ripoff, worse: Leatherface vs. Influencers. 3.5/10.

Plot Synopsis: Influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface, the legendary killer who wears a mask of human skin.

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