Thor: Love And Thunder (2022)

Despite Guns N’ Roses SCOM Trailer, King Valkyrie, & Nathalie Portman’s Impressive Physique, Love/Thunder is quite plausibly the most comprehensively-unnecessary blockbuster ever made: a dumbed-down, giggly snoozefest for 5 y.o.’s, pimping the neon imagination of Ragnarok for box-office, humbling Taika’s ego, proving Scorsese right 10x over, and prismatizing why movies have gotten demonstrably worse over the last 30+ years. Oh, and shame on you for bottom-fishing, Bale. 4/10.

Plot Synopsis: Thor embarks on a journey unlike anything he’s ever faced — a quest for inner peace. However, his retirement gets interrupted by Gorr the God Butcher, a galactic killer who seeks the extinction of the gods.

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